Just fuck off you filthy cum rags.

I've been awake for too long but no matter, there is never any solace in sleep. We live in an age of soul-eating houses, fast Internet and e-cigarettes?! Who the fuck has time to sleep with all of this shit going on. Anti-biotic over prescription and paranoia has got me sick.

Lack of vitamins and no sunlight makes Polly a blow up doll. C'mon Polly, TAKE YOUR CUNTING VITAMINS. *foreign object into designated hole* Don't you feel a little better now?

Time is marked by the amount of buts in the ashtray piling up. I just light these babies up and discard them 5 minuets later. Fuck me if I was a cigarette I'd just love to be consumed with eager lips and mashed into an ashtray filled with my fallen comrades.